Skunk Stump
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
The Bug and the Bear
A big black bug bit a big black bear, and made the big black bear bleed blood.
Beyond Sally
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
The Sign of a Great Jacket
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
One Crazy Night
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
Short and Sweet ... and Hard!
Ed had edited it.
Unimaginable
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
Ew, Gross!
Freshly fried fresh flesh.
Freshly fried fresh flesh.
Tough Times
What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?
Old Oily Ollie
Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos
The Inimitable Peter Piper
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Which One Again?
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sick sheep
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