English tongue Twisters-2

If you understand, say "understand" . 
If you don't understand, say "don't Understand". 
But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand?! !! 
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, 
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, 
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. 
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Betty bought a cup of butter.But the Butter was so bitter. 
So Betty bought a bit of Butter to make the bitter butter a better butter.
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A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see 
All he could see was sea, sea, sea. 
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If two witches were watching two watches, 
which witch would watch which watch? 
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I had a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought 
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been 
the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much. 
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Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans 
Said a fellow to a fellow, 
"If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?" 
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She sells sea shells on the sea shore, 
but the sea shells that she sells on the sea 
shore are not the real sea shells. 
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We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. 
Whether the weather be fine, 
Or whether the weather be not, 
Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, 
We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, 
Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. 
Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. 
It is whether we like it or not. 
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If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his 
tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues 
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If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
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A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
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A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who would cook cookies.
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I slit the sheet, the sheet i slit, and on the slitted 
sheet i sit.
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If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
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shy shelly says she shall sew sheets
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A noisy noise annoys an oyster
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Which wrist watches are swiss wristwatches
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If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?
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A twister of twists once twisted a twist;
A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;
If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,
The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.

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Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac? 

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How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.

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Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full! 

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There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

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I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why...

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Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.

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How much dough would Bob Dole dole
if Bob Dole could dole dough?
Bob Dole would dole as much dough
as Bob Dole could dole,
if Bob Dole could dole dough.

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Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.

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I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.  Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948).

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Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not? "
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Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb
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If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
or some joker who is slicker
is going to trick you of your liquor
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

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Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.
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Source: Indusladies.com


There were two friends - Mr.See & Mr.Saw.
One day Mr.See saw sea & Mr.Saw didn't see sea.
See saw sea & jumped in sea.
Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea.
See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea.
See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea.
source:http://pkhari.blogspot.com          One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood, so Wood sought a wood saw that would. Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no wood saw Wood ever saw woodsawed wood. So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood as no wood saw Wood ever sawever sawed. Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood saw saw wood as no wood saw Wood ever saw would wood saw wood.